Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
so-personal:

everything personal

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick, via measurable)

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via measurable)

smilethroughtears96:

"No one guy ever asked you out?"
"No. Why would they?"